lewat2 saja..

waazzzapp.. selasa kemaren dan rabu ini, gua dapet job ngemsi. ngemsi artinya jadi MC alias jadi bencong bergaya mariah carey, najis. acaranya gathering gitu. undangannya bencong2 seluruh taman di indonesia *tep* dr lawang ampe lalu lintas. gak diing, acara gathering outlet dan wartel buat ngecheer-up lagi supaya bisa ngehasilin duit buat telkom. misalnyaa nyediain tempat buat phone sex *ujung2nya maksiat. well, wartel sih menurut gua getting into the lowest point of its career. mungkiin dah gak jaman lagi kali org nelfon di wartel. mending jg di telepon umum sambil bediri trus koinnya diiket benang biar bisa gratis. bbrp misi ke depan sih usaha wartel mo dimigrasikan ke warnet. well, it gets promising while you’re in this unidentified-city. penetrasi pasar buat ke internet lebih kurang baru sekitar. mmm… 1% lah. mengkhawatirkan bukan? well, tugas gua lah salah satunya membuat “penetrasi” berbuah “kepuasan”. HARRRR!! *kacaw..

gotcha!!

gotcha dsini maksudnye “ketauan“. garing kang? emang! ketauan dsini maksudnya lagu hits KBA (Kalo Berenti Alhamdulillah)* dari sekelompok “band” recehhh, ujehhh, becehhh, gada ojehhh yaang namanya matta band! yes..yes.. mereka ngedeclare namanya pake kata2 “band” di belakangnya. mungkin klo gak pake kata2 band, tar klo muncul di tv takut disangka klo matta itu nama iklan kondom rasa upil atau parade orang2 kampung masuk tivi atau bbrp kru panggung lagi soundcheck atau (masih bagus klo cuma disangka) anak2 abege autis yg pgn masuk tv dan pentolannya begaya rambut belah tengah alias BT *omigosh go get a haircut, sunu!*. yang jelass, gua dari awal tak pernah percaya kalo mereka adalah sebuah band. titik. *ngutip lirik lagunya dikit ah

few fics

last weekend was entirely tiring yet fun.. i wrote the whole story on the previous post rite? well, here are a few pics left from there, hehe..

monday mayday

kalo judul post inggris, brarti gua bakal nulis pake Bahasa. hehe.. sebetulnya gak jadi sesuatu yang prinsip sih buat kita mengekspresikan diri lewat pilihan bahasa. depends on mood.. tapi pake English katanya sekaligus juga latihan diri buat menghadapi (yang katanya) pasar global.. btw, agnes monica blom juga go internasional ya? padahal gembar-gembornya dah dari jaman firaun tapi sempet2nya nonton uber live di istora tiap hari, ckckck..

senin ini hari kejepit atau tanggal hitam diapit tanggal merah (entah kenapa kalo baca kata diapit, interprestasinya bisa macem-macem. haha). hari yg harusnya jadi hari malas2an (udah niat gak bagus), entah kenapa malah load kerjaan tiba2 banyak. pagi udah dimulai sama meeting MARAK, marketing-akses-kastamer care.

getaway

Hayya.. Just got home from Subud, a vacation-camouflage of sales training in side of the city with nice villa and great view of forest. It was about 72 of us, from all all over the borneo sites, friends from work after a marvelous 4 nights of endless rapat since monday. Some of us took off from office palangkaraya while the rest from their own place.

It was a wonderful idea to spend this long weekend there. We went off in the early morning of Friday. The weather was fine, hot noon yet cool air hitting each of our tired faces after business days. Something that we thanking the Sweet Lord for left us a place on His green earth of Kalimantan is to smell the fresh air of forest again. By the way, Subud itself is believed as a middle point of the earth. That’s what my boss said to me along our four-wheel trip. There was green forest as far as the eye can see, and we met small family with 2 kids whose flying-foxing there (pitty, i didn’t hit any pic with them).

mencak-mencak lagi..

writing is the only getaway i could do while i’m no energy to clearly think. but as it can be seen from the title, this post couldn’t far from *censored* . hehe.. tomorrow is the judgment day for this company–my unit especially, yet we seem unready to face those failure of audit ISO..

as for me, i’m running my job without any doubt when others dont even care about this audit. well, i’m supposed to be one of, but.. once again, i was into a big trouble of shit. some people up here in clouds were having fun, while me, the “underdog”, had to work my ass off (ironically, it was for them too, haha.. mulayy). but i was putting my heart for everything i do, even my big fat mouth talking trash about it. *haha, dangdut lo der ah!

dummy handles baby

I found great pics. These pictures below will show you how the correct and appropriate ways to handle infants (yes, those unstoppable pooping machine).

Some parents just need a proper education how to take care their own breeding (and it works for baby sitter too or pet owners). Let the pictures speak for itself:

sundayy

today’s hot as hell. i’m trying to avoid the heat and the sun anywhere i could. geez.. what’s best? ice cream is a must, and.. plain OJ. whoaaaa.. couldnt find any place for great food so far.

i sat in front of my desktop and try to find any word for my paper. heyy, i’m listening the ataris – the saddest song and the killers – when you were young.. remind me to old days..

actually, i’m getting into the state where grass of neighbor is greener than mine. kinda confuse with the options i got. mmm.. things are lil bit tighter lately–mentally if i specify.. hff……………………

anyway… i’m out for supper dolo yaa..

sekedar lewat

long time no write. i’ve been busy-gak-jelas lately. cliché yeah? writing a paper and preparing for audit ISO have been the heaviest burden of mine, for sure cz i write nothing till today. the deadline is 6 days left. tick..tock..tick..tock..tick..tock.. time fliesss like a jetplane! *weks
oyea, i just got into a new office, new jobs, new environment, and guess wht, new ISLAND-FAR-FROM-HOME-CLOSE-TO-HELL-OF-BOREDOM! *shiyt* but still the same me. lemme write about those prolog things later on.